Friday, September 17, 2010

Holy crap, where to begin.

I guess, if you are looking for a sexy, cute, or erotic post from me, this might be one worth skipping.

For the past few weeks, life has decided to screw with me long and hard (hey, maybe this will be an erotic post after all!). If you follow me on tumblr or are a one of the very few who know me in real life or on facebook, you'll know that recently my little family unit recently grew by one. We were joined by a 13 year old Sheltie named Molly. Molly has been in my husband family for about 10 years(thats 5 years longer than Ive been in the family!) and resided with his younger sister. Molly is old and has more than a few problems but is one of the most lovable and devoted dogs Ive ever seen. She's as sweet as the day is long. It was looking pretty dire for Molly, because of her owners school/work scheduling. Molly doesn't do well when she is left alone and things were not working out. There were some options looked into (rescue shelters, adoption,etc) but finally we decided that a member of the family shouldn't be treated that way. So, Molly was relocated to our house full of kids, toys, and misplaced food. She's pretty happy, there is no shortage of love or attention here, but misses her owner. The good thing is that we are all still family and can be reunited whenever the need arises. She doesn't have much time left realistically, but hopefully we can make it the happiest time of her life. Even if she constantly wakes me and has to go outside like twenty million times a day ><

The day after Molly came to our house, my husband was involved in a car wreck on his way to work. He tried to skirt under a yellow and got tagged by a van. Thank the Gods, no one was injured. The cops came and he was cited for failing to yield. We thought that it was just going to be a simply fender bender. WRONG. We took our car (a Saturn Ion) after the accident to a body shop endorsed by our insurance (by the way USAA is AMAZING and worth joining if you can). They estimated that fixing the car would be more than the car is worth, so our wonderful little car is a total loss. I always had a different opinion of what a "totaled" car was, lol. Apparently, the frame got bent and the trunk would have to be replaced as would the floor. >.< That sucks major. We purchased the car right after I moved to Washington when he returned from Iraq. It was pretty much the first big thing we bought as a couple. It was the car we brought our children home in, took dates in, and drove all around Germany. Also, it was the first new car I had ever used. I hate getting sentimental over material possessions, but I really liked that car for all its faults.

We currently are using a rental vehicle thats OMGawesome (2010 Silverado). I feel like Im commanding a red tank on the road! Today we are going to trade that in however, for something smaller and more gas efficient. My husband has to drive almost an hour to work, so we need something to save us from gas cost.

And to top all that off, the other day I noticed that there were signs of an attempted break in to our house. The scary part is that most of the time, I am here alone with the kids while my husband works nights. Three windows were attempted but luckily they were painted over and refused to be opened. That's caused me a few nights sleep. However, we are a family that believes in the right to bear arms and I grew up a country girl in the woods, so I feel that I am protected. I know the types of people that have residence in the area and I can only say that I'm beyond ready to move out of this town. Even rats abandon a sinking ship. That's what I pray we do to this stinkhole of a town.

But!! Good things are afloat. I believe in the positive and I see it in me. I will be the change and light we need during these stupid annoying times. Don't fret friends, there is good stuff coming from me soon. Sorry for the delay, and if you've made it this far, thanks for reading.

Next time we talk, it will be a lot sexier. I promise!!
xoxoxoxo

Friday, August 27, 2010

Once upon a time....

there was a little(big?) girl who was very very naughty and didn't update her tumblr or blog for quite a while. This girl felt really really bad about it, and wanted to make up for it. So that girl got out her handy camera and started stripping off her clothes...






Comments=love. :D

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

I am currently watching The Addams Family (1991) and enjoying some sugar free fruit punch. How awesome are Anjelica Huston and Christopher Lloyd in this film? Anjelica's hair is enough to make me want to go back to all black hair.

What have I been up to recently?

Well...I've been doing a lot of reading. I've also have taken the first few steps of a spiritual journey. Im thinking of creating a different blog to journal my progress. Have no fear, there's no sudden conversion to prudism for yours truly. There still will be lots of good stuff for you to oogle at.

Speaking of oogling (my spell check is HATING that word). I've got some new updates on www.plumpdolls.com







There's SO much more on the site. The video that's include in this up...Ohhh you've got to see.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

I keep grinding my teeth and clenching my jaw. I dont know why, but it hurts and I'm tired of it. I've been reading Black Dahlia Avenger by Steve Hodel. It's a great book with a great theory about the death of Elizabeth Short. But I find myself reading and grinding my teeth. I'm doing it with noticing until it becomes painful.

I hate doctors, but I'm thinking I might just have to visit one. Me no gusta. (I dont really know Spanish, so forgive me if that's wrong)

Ok, Im going back to reading and then maybe showering. More pictures to come soon, I promise.

xoxoxoxo,
Detta

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

This title has nothing to do with this post...

So I'm sitting around, one hand on a cold beer and my eyes on my Twitter feed.(If you don't follow me, you should! I'm really not super exciting but we all like followers right? @angievendetta ) Just a nice, calm day. I am thankful for days like this. Especially after the past few emotional days. I like this sitting around and just chilling. I think times like these are good for the soul.

Over the weekend I found myself in a little used book store. I swear when I die, my afterlife will be a big Victorian house filled to the ceilings with books. It was so relaxing to browse through loved copies of books. It was like you could hear each one calling out to be taken home. I have the same feeling in a bookstore as I do when I visit an animal rescue or shelter. I brought a few new friends home and have been devouring them since. My latest read is The Black Dahlia Avenger. Find it, read it. It's been pretty awesome so far.

Now that I've rambled on for a bit about nothing, how about some candids?


This is from the other day. I've been feeling weird about my body. I think I've lost a few pounds. My jeans fit perfectly right from the dryer where they were a struggle before(I machine dry my jeans because Im lazy)and my body just feels...different. Who knows what's going on.



I received these super sexy undies from a very,very sweet man. I got them in red and in black and let me tell you, I feel so sexy in them.



And from behind! You can see my messy closet (!), my bum, and my thick legs. Pay no attention to my messy closet. :D

Expect more post in the future. I really love interacting with you guys.

Monday, August 2, 2010




This is one of my personal favorites. Only because I love the slippery wet feeling of the oil all over my body. I really hate the feeling of oil or lotion on my hands, but let me tell you, when I can rub all over my oil covered body, its amazing. I'm wanting to do it right now.

To see the rest of these super sexy, oily, and FUN pictures you need to join the site. There are videos up now! And I just turned in a new set (Ill be giving you a sneak peek soon!) that is super hot and VERY revealing. Here's the link

http://www.plumpdolls.com/detta/index.html

And!! If you join, and send me a message (here or Tumblr or Twitter or carrier pigeon) I'll send you a special thank you gift. :D

Kisses!

Friday, July 23, 2010

Did you see it? Did you see it?

I'm being featured on PuffyChicks.com !! How exciting is that?? It's a great honor to be featured there. Please check is out and give them a follow too. The photos there are from a set I have up on my Plump Dolls site. And as you can see, I REALLY like baseball. Maybe it's just having something long and hard in my hands *shrugs* who knows.

I'm also really excited about this set


I dunno if you can believe it, but I do like feeling pretty. Sometimes pretty can be just as sexy as hardcore.

I will probably post a few randoms in just a bit here. Hope you enjoy!

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda.
I'm not really feeling like my normal happy self. There are a few reasons, the one at the forefront is financial. We're a little stuck with money right now and its hurting us pretty hard. There's just a lot of bad energies hanging around Vendetta Manor lately. I've been trying to get the better of them but sometimes it's not an easy task.

I think this photos kinda show that. Which is a bummer. I really like being sexy and funny and witty for you. I guess we all have sides to us that show sometimes.




Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Have I missed a few days?

I think I have...
Ive been a little under the weather and when that happens, I get lazy. I think I come from a lazy stock of people. Maybe at some point "lazy" will be classified as a mental disorder and I can feel better about it. Or not, lol.

Anyway, to make up for missing some days, I'll just picture spam you!

On your mark, get set....GO!









I will go searching through my archives and find something good to post later. I'm thinking its about time, I make a snack and setting down with a book.

Know what I'd love? To come back to some comments! You can leave me anything thing you want...and I mean ANYTHING.

Until next time, folks.
xoxoxoxox

Friday, July 9, 2010

Oral Fixation



I really have a problem with putting things in my mouth. I really do. Sometimes it works out well for me(and others!)...as you can see in the my new set over at . There's even a pretty awesome video of my love for oral stimulation.

If you are able, you should totally join the site. There's a lot more coming out that I'm really proud of.

xoxoxxo

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Just Enough

Another day, another blog post.
Today, however, is Independence Day for us Americans. I can hear the chatter and glee of celebrations on both sides of my house. We are not celebrating because of work schedules and stuff. So I think tomorrow, we may throw something yummy on the grill and play with fire a little, lol. The good old American way.

For the past few days, I've been working on videos for my Plump Dolls site.I have two that are for certain going on the site. Then I thought that I should share one with you here on my blog. This was just going to be my "test" video (ya know, something to test the distance and get the setting right),BUT I figured why not try to fix it up and share it here?

Not too long ago, I posted a video over on my Tumblr account and it didn't go over as well as I thought. Since this blog is in it's infancy, I can't do much harm. So here it is. I love you enjoy...and remember this was never suppose to be seen. The ones that will be up on the site are oodles better.



Let me know what you think. Negative or positive, leave me some feedback. I really want to know what you think.

Until next time! xoxoxoxo

Saturday, July 3, 2010


Over on PlumpDolls, I have a set up that was taken a few years ago. It's one of my absolute favorites, I think, because it involves a body bag.

Yes, I have my very own body bag. No, it is has never been used (well, by a dead body). I have been zipped inside and carried around the house and oddly, it turned me on.

Here's are some pics from that set. So you can see just how hot a body bag can be. (And also, what I looked like with shorter hair!)





There's more over at http://www.plumpdolls.com/detta/index.html A LOT more. Also, keep checking cause some very hot videos are going up soon.
I'm actually editing one right now...after I post this, lol.

Kisses!!

Friday, July 2, 2010

Check out my Healthcare reform...


Wait until you see my whole Healthcare plan. I'm sure I'll gain your support.

Bonjour!! Hello! Guten Tag!! Salutations!!Hola!!


I'm Detta Vendetta.

I'm a tattooed,pierced, dyed and more importantly plus size chick who likes to get naked and do dirty things in front of a camera. I'm a nerdy chick with glasses and a sailor's mouth. I love old horror movies and cheesy sci fi. I'm a late in life Star Trek fan. I love old cartoons and can watch them for hours. Superheros and vigilantes make me giddy. The vampires I love turn crispy in the sun, not sparkle.

I have no shame when it comes to my body. I am beautiful and sexy and I want to share that with as many people as possible. I am open and complete in my sexuality and my exploration. I want to learn and experience, to touch and feel. I love my boobs. You will probably see a lot of them.

Currently, you can find me as a member of the ultra sexy PlumpDolls.com. This is where you can come and see me. There's a lot of me here, and one of the only places you'll see me explore and have lots of fun. Trust me, there is lots more stuff coming. I will be posting here with updates and special sneak peeks, along with personal commentary and the occasional story or two.

So, give a girl a follow. Let's be friends. Let's be lovers.